10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.