10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "No river, no fish."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT