10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill