10 Random Poker Quotes

This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
im going to 2 out you to death
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Welcome to kicker school
Never educate a stupid poker player.