10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)