10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fook the floosh droo!