10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus