10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek