10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.