10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)