10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.