10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus