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- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes