10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-