10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss