10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for loners.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders