10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare