10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson