10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "No river, no fish."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson