10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.