10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd