10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."