10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?