10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for loners.