10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fold and live to fold again
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.