10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear