10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...