10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe