10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare