10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!