10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fold and live to fold again
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.