10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!