10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.