10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)