10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.