10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.