10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss