10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fook the floosh droo!