10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks