10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs