10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs