10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• im going to 2 out you to death
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth