10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel