10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus