10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!