10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS