10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus