10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)