10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water