10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth